Chapter 13
The female host was the referee. When she blew the whistle, her cheeks bulged, like a lively pufferfish.
The small baby bottle dangling from Fei Chang’s mouth was open. The staff had helped them fill the bottles with milk in advance. He only had to turn around, pour the milk into the next person’s bottle, and then turn back. But he underestimated the difficulty of the second step.
Behind him was a boy band member with purple hair and an official height of 1.85 metres. He took the bishounen route, and it was said that in the team, he was in charge of the eyeliner1[Comes from Baekhyun saying “Hello, I’m EXO-K Baekhyun who is in charge of eyeliner”]. As soon as the two got close, eyeliner boy began to laugh.
Hehehe hehehe. He laughed so hard that he couldn’t even hold onto the milk bottle.
The other party’s baby bottle kept colliding with Fei Chang’s bottle. Fei Chang really couldn’t understand. This person’s eyeliner was drawn so steadily, but now he was behaving like he had Parkinson’s.
Fei Chang was so angry he could die. He was the serious type. Other people appeared on the show for exposure, but not him. He was seriously trying to play the game. Even if he could never win at eating chicken2[playing PUBG], there was still a big difference between dying on the landing box, and running two steps before being beaten to death, right?
In the end, Fei Chang simply held his shoulders with both hands, drew him closer, and then bent down to pour the milk into his bottle. But this way, he ended up wasted over half the milk. In a blink of an eye, 50 mL became 20 mL.
Eyeliner boy clumsily turned around, and passed the milk to Chen Yueyang. As he was pouring the milk, Fei Chang stood there motionless, staring at them. From his perspective, this scene was completely ridiculous. His male god, right in front of him, was becoming infinitely close to another man.
Chen Yueyang’s face was expressionless, and his eyelashes were gently lowered, hiding the dissatisfaction in his eyes. But to the viewers, this seemed a bit like the shyness before kissing. The audience started making a racket, and the female host said cutely, “Wow, so seductive.”
Only Fei Chang could tell that Chen Yueyang was really annoyed about being so close to another man. Fei Chang was happy. But when he thought that he was also “another man”, he became upset again.
They were group A, and after two passes, they had been delayed by eyeliner boy both times. Group B was almost at 100 mL now, but they had only half of that.
Chen Yueyang clasped his chest and said to eyeliner boy, “Let’s switch positions.”
Eyeliner didn’t react, and he said stupidly, “Huh? But this is by order of height.”
Chen Yueyang said in a flat voice, “Then I’ll ask the program organizer to measure your height on the spot.”
“Please, please.”
So when Fei Chang turned around with a bottle full of milk for the third time, he almost dropped the bottle in shock. What, what was going on! Why was the person behind him his senior brother!?
The giraffe shook his whole body exaggeratedly, and instinctively turned around. The entire audience burst into laughter. Amidst the laughter, the giraffe turned back again, trembling, and he saw the man gazing at him with a pair of helpless eyes.
Both of them had small milk bottles in their mouths and could not speak.
Chen Yueyang lifted his head slightly, moved his thin red lips a little, and signaled Fei Chang to quickly pass the milk over.
Fei Chang didn’t dare to move.
Chen Yueyang pointed toward Group B, which had already collected 120 mL of milk.
Fei Chang still didn’t dare to move.
Chen Yueyang smiled. How strange, how could someone smile so beautifully, even with a stupid baby bottle in their mouth.
In full view of everyone else, Chen Yueyang leaned over directly, grabbed the taller man’s collar, and pulled him over. It was like pulling a budding willow branch, letting it bend down toward a freshwater spring.
They turned around slightly, and did not face the camera. It was a bit like a fake kiss in an idol drama, but at least in the movies, they wouldn’t do it for real.
Milk converged into a creamy white line, flowing from Fei Chang to Chen Yueyang. They were this close, so close that Fei Chang could see the reflection in his male god’s eyes.
In Chen Yueyang’s eyes, there was a baby giraffe whose whole body was flushed red. Embarrassed, pathetic.
He followed his Tibetan antelope brother step by step. If he wanted him to lower his head, he would lower his head. He was humble, ready to please, looking at the object of his admiration.
Fei Chang was tall in height, but in front of Chen Yueyang, he always put himself very low.
After passing the milk, not a single drop was leaked.
While the female host was playing the crowd, Chen Yueyang patted Fei Chang’s shoulder, then turned around and passed the milk to eyeliner boy.
Unfortunately, their group still lost in the end. But this type of game always held some uncertainty. If everything was scripted, it would be boring.
After the results of the competition were announced, the sponsor gave each player in the winning team a crate of milk. The prize wasn’t worth much, but Chen Yueyang stared at the milk for a long time.
The host immediately asked, “Looks like Yueyang also wants the prize?”
Chen Yueyang casually spoke, “I really like drinking this brand of milk.”
He smiled at the camera and said the milk brand’s slogan — he knew that this shot definitely wouldn’t be cut, and it would also please the brand sponsor. Right now, it was precisely this kind of “down-to-earth” but not LOW brand endorsement that he lacked.
The speaker had ideas, and the listener had even more ideas. Fei Chang, who was standing in the last row as a decoration, couldn’t help but fantasize about his senior brother drinking milk. Just like a slow motion montage — the youth’s Adam’s apple rolled, the sweet milk was slowly swallowed down his throat. Perhaps he drank too quickly, accidentally choked, and the creamy white liquid dripped down the corners of his lips…
Cough cough cough!
Fei Chang was very thankful that he was standing in the last row.
- 1[Comes from Baekhyun saying “Hello, I’m EXO-K Baekhyun who is in charge of eyeliner”]
- 2[playing PUBG]