Chapter 20
Chen Yueyang’s hand was pressed against the left side of Fei Chang’s chest. Underneath his flesh, that humming organ was thumping wildly. He didn’t receive an answer to his question, but he also didn’t need the answer.
That hard and hot thing under his thigh was the answer. Young people, it was really too easy for them to get excited.
Fei Chang’s mouth went dry. His hands froze in the air, as if he were trying to hug his senior brother, but he was afraid he would clumsily break him if he did.
They sat like this, looking at each other face-to-face, very close but not as close as they were in the last “Milk Passing Game”, when they couldn’t even see each other’s facial features clearly.
Fei Chang could see Chen Yueyang’s thick lashes, smooth skin, and delicate features. And Chen Yueyang could see the tension and panic in Fei Chang’s eyes.
“…” Suddenly, Chen Yueyang felt his heart softening. He really wanted to pet his giraffe junior brother a few times, smooth down his hair, and feed him a few leaves.
Just like this, Chen Yueyang sat on Fei Chang’s lap for a while. Under the scorching spotlight, two naked men were pressed against each other. Fei Chang’s forehead and nose dripped with sweat, but he didn’t dare to wipe it.
It felt a bit like going to a cat cafe to pimp a cat. Finally, a cat ancestor came to sleep on his lap. Naturally, the two-legged slave didn’t dare to move, so he could only quietly sit on his seat. Only, the one on Fei Chang’s lap was not a cat, but a Tibetan antelope. It was more beautiful, more arrogant, more alert, and more sexy.
After a while, maybe three to five minutes, Chen Yueyang suddenly stood up. Fei Chang felt like his arms were empty. His senior brother quickly put on his bathrobe and walked to the side to talk with the agent.
As soon as he left, the little giraffe went ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓. Fei Chang wondered if there was a magnet inside his little giraffe. When his senior brother came, it stood up, and when his senior brother left, it went down.
No, no, that was wrong. Magnets were changeable like water1[Another Dream of Red Mansions reference, lit. ‘water nature, poplar flower’, changeable like water, light and fluttering like the poplar flower]. Only compasses were true to the end.
The little assistant next to him was sharp eyed, noticing Fei Chang’s ↑↑↓↓ hard-pressed expression. “It’s normal, it’s normal, don’t be shy. Our Yang-ge was voted #1 on the straight man killer list.”
“…Straight man killer?”
“That means straight men all over the world want to sleep with him.”
“…Hahaha.” Fei Chang laughed in embarrassment. Fortunately, his straight man status was successfully defended, standing firm.
This group of Chinese people were chatting up a storm. The director, that foreigner, was not happy anymore, and kept asking them what they were talking about.
The brand representative quickly translated for him.
Fei Chang, relying on his junior high level English, could only hear them saying “gay” this and “gay” that. He didn’t know if that phrase pushed one of the director’s buttons, but the director’s eyes lit up (and it was really a textbook-level “eyes lit up”). He suddenly slapped his thigh, and said a string of words. “#￥ TDSFGB^*&%^*#$%^@#$.”
The brand representative frowned, “Q$VQ#G%^*$%^&!@HB%R#%!”
The director insisted stubbornly, “QRG￥%……&Y$%^$W!”
In the end, the brand representative had no choice but to pull Chen Yueyang and Jing Jiren into the battle.
Originally, the brand representative wanted to pull in Fei Chang as well, so Fei Chang said hurriedly, “No, no, no, I won’t understand!”
The brand representative said, “But on this matter, I still need to ask your opinion.”
Chen Yueyang said in a light tone, “I’m his boss, and my opinion is his opinion.”
Fei Chang nodded, “That’s right!”
So stupid, he didn’t even know when he was being sold.
Fei Chang really didn’t understand what they were talking about, but from their expressions, he could roughly guess that the director wanted to make a major change in the ad. The brand representative had been persuaded by the director, and he was now asking Chen Yueyang for his opinion.
Jing Jiren disagreed, and Chen Yueyang did not comment. The more they spoke, the more heated their conversation became, until finally, Jing Jiren grabbed Chen Yueyang and left.
The director and the brand representative were shocked for a moment, and then hurried to chase after them. Fei Chang was also terrified. He didn’t even get a chance to put on his bathrobe. Naked in a pair of boxers, he also desperately chased after them. Only fearing that he would be left behind.
Fei Chang had long legs and quickly passed Director King Oyster Mushroom, blocking his senior brother and agent at the entrance of the shooting tent. As soon as he got closer, he heard the two talking in a low voice.
Jing Jiren said, “Will they really increase the compensation?”
Chen Yueyang said, “Don’t worry, I won’t let you sing2[Referring to acting in an opera.] in vain.”
Fei Chang: “…”
It, it turned out to be acting!
Soon, the brand representative rushed over and apologized. Fei Chang understood this time since they were speaking in Chinese.
Indeed, as he expected, the director wanted to change the advertising script, intending to add a twist. It’s just that this twist was slightly controversial, which could have an impact on Chen Yueyang. In order to compensate this star, the brand took the initiative to increase the remuneration by a large amount.
Everyone was happy.
With hardly any effort, Chen Yueyang played the other party on the palm of his hand3[Like the Buddha from Journey to West playing Sun Wukong on the palm of his hand.].
After the discussion, Chen Yueyang asked Fei Chang why he kept staring at him.
Fei Chang said, “I just think that senior brother is so incredible.”
“What you actually want to say is ‘so scheming’, right?”
Fei Chang said seriously, “The entertainment industry is too complicated. If you weren’t scheming, then senior brother would definitely get bullied by others, right?”
“…”
“That’s why I hope senior brother can always be scheming. So at least, at least I won’t have to worry.”
Chen Yueyang smiled, “How obedient.”
An hour later, the fresh out of the oven ad script was handed over to the two male artists. That single sheet of paper didn’t have any dialogue, but the content on it far exceeded the original version.
The first 90% of the content had remained the same: The Enoki Mushroom female lead entered the nude male bar, first flirted with Fei Chang, and then immediately headed into Chen Yueyang’s arms when he appeared.
Then there was the newly added twist–
When the swaying Enoki Mushroom was about to touch Chen Yueyang, a big hand suddenly stretched out from behind and stopped her. The camera moved up and gradually climbed along the man’s strong arms until Fei Chang’s face appeared on the screen. Fei Chang looked in Chen Yueyang’s direction with admiration, then step by step, walked toward the enchantingly sexy man.
The slogan appeared: BK underwear, the best choice for men.
…This ad was really too manly.
- 1[Another Dream of Red Mansions reference, lit. ‘water nature, poplar flower’, changeable like water, light and fluttering like the poplar flower]
- 2[Referring to acting in an opera.]
- 3[Like the Buddha from Journey to West playing Sun Wukong on the palm of his hand.]
My breath was almost gone with laughing 😂.
This novel is way too funny 🤣 🤣🤣🤣! The level of second hand embarrassment is really high too 😅